Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...– (via jrcherney) My dad says this one a lot in reference to one of his childhood friends. “A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying…’Damn, that was fun!’”
The Adventure Time tag
is at least 90% porn. I used to like this show. Thanks AGAIN, teenage girls.
Honestly, no one really listens to each other...
flextacy: Kung Fu Sex AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OH MY GOD I’M DYING THE END OH GOD DON’T WATCH THIS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, DANIELLE →
auberginecats asked: hey n e gud poops l8ly?
edit: VICTORIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is super cool but fucking scary too.
The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting...– Max Payne - Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (via crimsonkhan)
You needn’t die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you...– Roland Deschain (via namelesstower)
Why Eddie Dean is my favorite DT character
Man in charge: Why do you keep looking back there?
Eddie Dean: From time to time I need an antidote?
Man in charge: From what?
Eddie Dean: Your face.